Little do people realise that the whole deity thing started as a misunderstanding. Pilate thought they said, 'Nail cheezes to the cross!!!' He saw nothing wrong with it and washed his hands of the whole messy situation.
It has just recently come to my attention that much of
I must admit I had a little chuckle at the, 'Are You a Naturally Annoying Person' arm of the flow chart ;-)
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After much consideration I now give you a new commandment.As you all know I spent a good deal time with sinners the last time I was down. They are just so much more fun. I also spent a great deal of time challenging the 'accepted wisdom' of the established dogmas of the day, which of course got me into more than a little trouble with the powers that be. So this is why I jumped at the chance when I was asked to be part of this video project. Enjoy.
(Feel free to click on this inspirational Obama wallpaper for a larger version)
A little while back Bob Marley,
So after a couple more ales we sent a pretty non-descript image, that could have been any of us, imprinted on a fish stick to Canada to see what would happen.
Alas the picture made the papers and will probably make a mint on Ebay.
The lord works in mysterious ways :-)
J de C
Oh Father, I thought you designed the evolutionary process intelligently to ensure the 'dumbness gene' would be bred out!!!
It makes me weep to see the idiocy of the Creation Museum. It also makes me weep that they claim to be endorsed by us. Oh for the voices of thought, reason & evidence!
I'm a thinking you don't get a voice like Tom Waits'
Can't wait to have a scotch with him if he ever starts drinking again.
More times than I care to remember throughout history I am asked to intercede in a war of some kind or another. I'm sorry people but war is a human problem & if you guys really wanted to live in peace you would have found a solution by now!
Please get off your knees, stop appealing to deities, get off your butts and find some solutions!
Given that I spent sooooooo long with sinners last time I was down. Who do you think I'll should drink & fish with this time around. These guys or Pat Robinson?
Pardon me while I have a brief serious moment. I've just added Regina Spektor
Every Friday and Saturday night we field a lot of 'false alarms'. Most of these are from young people looking for us in the bottom of toilet bowls as they endeavor to work out their body's limits.
The funny thing is that at this point they swear they will never drink again but we know we'll get another call from them again real soon. We've all been through it. If you haven't, you probably need to ;-)
JC
After checking out a few news stories in the last week or so, it seems to me that the most christian people in the world are atheists.
To those that claim to 'follow' me, have a look at your actions and at least pretend to be compassionate, insightful and intelligent. :-(
JC
PS To those accusing children of witchcraft THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
Oh so often people hypothesize as to what is on my Ipod. I can assure you that it is quite full of many, many different types of music that I've picked up over the last 20 centuries. At the moment I am really enjoying Springsteen's Nebraska
JC
Robin makes a few choice comments here. He is one I'll be hanging with this time around.
