Every Friday and Saturday night we field a lot of 'false alarms'. Most of these are from young people looking for us in the bottom of toilet bowls as they endeavor to work out their body's limits.
The funny thing is that at this point they swear they will never drink again but we know we'll get another call from them again real soon. We've all been through it. If you haven't, you probably need to ;-)
JC
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Looking for God
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
The Most Christian
After checking out a few news stories in the last week or so, it seems to me that the most christian people in the world are atheists.
To those that claim to 'follow' me, have a look at your actions and at least pretend to be compassionate, insightful and intelligent. :-(
JC
PS To those accusing children of witchcraft THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
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Friday, May 22, 2009
Jesus' Ipod
Oh so often people hypothesize as to what is on my Ipod. I can assure you that it is quite full of many, many different types of music that I've picked up over the last 20 centuries. At the moment I am really enjoying Springsteen's Nebraska. There is something about the honest storytelling, the insights into the human condition and the music's simplicity that has me listen to it over and over. Do yourself a favour and have a listen to this one.
JC
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
I've Made Robin William's Act
Robin makes a few choice comments here. He is one I'll be hanging with this time around.
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Dad & Zeus... Drinkin' Again
Dad had Zeus over again last night and yet again they got to drinking. Then yet again Dad started pulling out the 'Jesus Jokes'. How unpredictable.
'So why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' Dad asks in his best God like booming voice.
'Gee I don't know mate. Why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' says Zeus.
'...because they keep slippin' through his hands'
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Carpenter's Son
Nice use of puppets & irreverent humour. I like their style.
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