Jesus on the Cross

Little do people realise that the whole deity thing started as a misunderstanding. Pilate thought they said, 'Nail cheezes to the cross!!!' He saw nothing wrong with it and washed his hands of the whole messy situation.

For Gods Sake... Play the Ball

Just a quick note ...Dad, I & ALL the other gods throughout time have played no favourites in any conflict e.g. When the Romans raised Jerusalem in 70 CE... nothing! The Crusaders, Saladin, Joan of Arc, St Augustine, the Conquistadors... they all got NOTHING. The Western Front, Manchuria, Tibet etc, etc, etc = nothing. These and many, many other conflicts are all dumb, dumb, dumb human problems that need to be solved by humans!

So to all the footballers who are praying on the field. PLEASE JUST STOP IT!!!

Feel free to act out your homoerotic fantasies in front of the masses but please don't involve any deities. None of us care if you can get a piece of animal carcass across a white line but occassionally we all like to have a bet on a game knowing no god is allowed to intercede.

Just saying!

Farewell 2009! Bring on 2010!

Farewell 2009
You Haz Really Sucked!

The Basis of Christianity

It has just recently come to my attention that much of

'christianity' is based on Mum really sticking to her story.

Which Religion Should You Be?

I must admit I had a little chuckle at the, 'Are You a Naturally Annoying Person' arm of the flow chart ;-)

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I Give You a New Commandment

After much consideration I now give you a new commandment.

Thou shall honour #toplesstuesday

Jesus Music - I Will Survive

As you all know I spent a good deal time with sinners the last time I was down. They are just so much more fun. I also spent a great deal of time challenging the 'accepted wisdom' of the established dogmas of the day, which of course got me into more than a little trouble with the powers that be. So this is why I jumped at the chance when I was asked to be part of this video project. Enjoy.