
Christ Jesus Came to Save the Jackasses
Obama Barack came to Name them!
Ok, so I had a pretty rough time last time I was down. I'm here to give being human another shot. Let's see how I go :-)
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 5:35 PM 1 comments
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A little while back Bob Marley,
Frank Zappa
and myself were kicking back, sharing a joke and a couple of quiet ales. After a fair amount of witty reparte the chaps thought they might like to revisit the days when the gods played tricks on mortals.
So after a couple more ales we sent a pretty non-descript image, that could have been any of us, imprinted on a fish stick to Canada to see what would happen.
Alas the picture made the papers and will probably make a mint on Ebay.
The lord works in mysterious ways :-)
J de C
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 11:38 PM 0 comments
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Oh Father, I thought you designed the evolutionary process intelligently to ensure the 'dumbness gene' would be bred out!!!
It makes me weep to see the idiocy of the Creation Museum. It also makes me weep that they claim to be endorsed by us. Oh for the voices of thought, reason & evidence!
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 5:28 PM 0 comments
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I'm a thinking you don't get a voice like Tom Waits'by living a wholesome life :-)
Can't wait to have a scotch with him if he ever starts drinking again.
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 1:13 PM 0 comments
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More times than I care to remember throughout history I am asked to intercede in a war of some kind or another. I'm sorry people but war is a human problem & if you guys really wanted to live in peace you would have found a solution by now!
Please get off your knees, stop appealing to deities, get off your butts and find some solutions!
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 12:50 AM 0 comments
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Given that I spent sooooooo long with sinners last time I was down. Who do you think I'll should drink & fish with this time around. These guys or Pat Robinson?
Posted by Jesus_de_Christ at 1:27 AM 0 comments
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