Dad & Zeus... Drinkin' Again

Dad had Zeus over again last night and yet again they got to drinking. Then yet again Dad started pulling out the 'Jesus Jokes'. How unpredictable.

'So why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' Dad asks in his best God like booming voice.
'Gee I don't know mate. Why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' says Zeus.
'...because they keep slippin' through his hands'