Dad had Zeus over again last night and yet again they got to drinking. Then yet again Dad started pulling out the 'Jesus Jokes'. How unpredictable.
'So why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' Dad asks in his best God like booming voice.
'Gee I don't know mate. Why can't Jesus eat M & Ms?' says Zeus.
'...because they keep slippin' through his hands'
The biggest growth area in prayer to Mum, Dad & myself over the last few years have been the impassioned pleas to retrieve data. Sorry people, not much we can do there if you haven't backed up your work. Just remember to live these words, 'Jesus Saves... and so do we'.
One of my followers sent me this quote yesterday. Looks like student life hasn't changed much in 2 000 years :-)
'Look I know that Jesus turned water into wine but I once managed to turn an entire student loan into vodka'.
Dear Dad,
I was trying to keep a low profile today but freaked some of the kids out at the pool when I failed to break the surface tension :-(
JC
